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“I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no...

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lorem64:

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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fuckyeahasexual:

Since the Las Vegas Mayor offered my city as a “control group" to see how many people die without social distancing. Um, wear a fucking mask wherever you are because Yikes. Our safety is going to be dependent on our lack of physical interactivity works. Reducing your contact in half results in hundreds of less cases. 

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette


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Might I also add

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May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

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Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

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“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

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“Your happiness is important too.
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Your happiness is important too.

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On the week’s addition of #posingwithplants: The Tulip Festival in Morges with @joeshii posing next to a blue cedar. The 🌷 festival was truly a show and it’s not even high time yet…which means we pay have to pay another visit next weekend! The petal...

On the week’s addition of #posingwithplants: The Tulip Festival in Morges with @joeshii posing next to a blue cedar. The 🌷 festival was truly a show and it’s not even high time yet…which means we pay have to pay another visit next weekend! The petal varieties and the seemingly impossible colors are truly phenomenal.   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  #tulipfestival #morges #svizzera #flowers #posing #plantlings (at Morges Parc De L'indépendance)
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